Need a Tissue for that Advertisement?

I had a meeting with my VP and our advertising agency. No, it's not McMahon and Tate.

Anyway, we were talking about some options for an ad we want to use as an insert to a magazine. You know those annoying things where you open a magazine and it goes right to the ad? You may have seen some things attached in your mail at home too. Like this:

You want to know what the professionals call that sticky stuff? Boogers! Can you believe that? But wow, what an accurate description. I'll never look at my print ads the same way again.